Remember when being followed was considered creepy?

Like if one person was following you, you’d be like, oh sh*t I’m scared. Person probably wants to steal my purse, or you know, murder me.

You’d keep looking over your shoulder to make sure you’re dodging your follower.

 But now, between Twitter (follow me) Pinterest (are you following me) instagram (designstiles), if only one person follows you you feel pretty effing lame. Even if 100 people follow you it makes you follower hungry and you try meeting a follower quota.

Nowadays being followed makes you feel popular. And we all know that’s at the top of the list to being happy. I’m kidding. That’s money.

And if ever there was a time to be a stalker, it’s now.

You can stalk my life through the lens of instagram, which is way better than Twitter because now you have visuals.

Take a look.

Hold on to your seats, it’s exciting.

I’ll share with you my encounter with not one, but five disco balls. And I wasn’t even in da club.

A sleeping dog, my sleeping dog. This was the coolest thing I saw all day.

Gold forks in a napkin. I mean, you don’t see stuff like this every day.

That’s a wrap.

Happy Thursday!

Totally sucks because I woke up thinking it was Friday.

all images by me
  1. March 8, 2012

    Oh my gosh, your dog…asleep on the magazines…cutest thing EVER!!! I’m super weird in that I don’t really advertise my instagram feed. I obviously don’t mind followers, but I had my pics on private for the longest time. I now have three followers. I know you’re jealous. 🙂

  2. March 8, 2012

    I’d follow you anywhere. 🙂

  3. March 8, 2012

    Let me just say I love stalking you! Hehe! 🙂

  4. March 8, 2012

    Tell me how you’re writing on the photos. Am I missing some cool new app?! Also, I want to follow you in real life.

    • March 8, 2012

      I would be a genius if I came out with that app. Those are just my editorial skills. : )

  5. March 8, 2012

    This post made me laugh out loud… actually, pretty much all of your posts make me laugh out loud. So, thanks for that!

    I’m not on the twitter or instagram bandwagon yet (I know, I’m practically a dinosaur), but am following you on pinterest… now!

  6. I want an iphone! I want instagram! Now!

  7. March 8, 2012

    i love your dog…reminds me of my Boomer years ago

  8. March 8, 2012

    I don’t do twitter or have an iphone or do pinterest – what a loser! But I know how you feel…I watch the “following” counter on my blog like a madwoman! How silly! Love this and all your posts!
    xoxo -e (

  9. I try not to worry about the followers thing but yea you want to feel like your not blogging, pinning, tweeting and ‘gram’ing to an empty room. Oh well, at least it entertains myself.

  10. March 8, 2012

    Hahaha, I’m still laughing about the followers and money comment (c: But I definitely am going to stalk you on instagram, it’s seriously so much fun!

  11. March 9, 2012

    The “following” thing is still weird to me though when you step back and think about it. **I enjoy following you in Instagram by the way! 🙂 Have a great weekend!

  12. March 9, 2012

    I stalk you every chance I get!

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